Television:
The Simpsons:
     Principal Skinner & His Mother

Principal Skinner: "Attention, children."

Principal Skinner: "I'm ecstatic!"

Principal Skinner: "You've failed at everything you've ever tried."

Principal Skinner: "What a load of garbage."

Principal Skinner: "You don't have the guts to strike!"

Principal Skinner: "Seems as though we're just about at the halfway point, so why don't we call it intermission?"

Principal Skinner: "Noooooo!!"

Principal Skinner: "We're creating a new, perfect society in which the mistakes of the past will be eliminated."

Mother Skinner: "I've never seen such recklessness!"

Principal Skinner: "We have some new rules and regulations that you're just gonna go ape-poopie over."

Mother Skinner: "Why, you ill-mannered sack o' crap!"

Principal Skinner: "Missy, you just talked yourself right out of a sale."

Principal Skinner: "I'm trying to urinate!"

Principal Skinner on the school P.A. system: "Attention, please. I need a volunteer for a thankless chore."

Principal Skinner: "Wait a minute!"

Principal Skinner: "Dear lord! What are you doing?"

Mother Skinner: "What is wrong with you??"