Television:
The Simpsons:
     Police Chief Wiggum & Ralph

Police Chief Wiggum: "If anything goes wrong just dial 9-1-1... unless it's an emergency."

Police Chief Wiggum: "Uah, this is clearly a case of animal cruelty... Uh, do you have a permit for that?"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Ah, geez. I don't have anything to do anymore."

Chief Wiggum: "Ah, New Orleans ... the Big Easy ... Sweet Lady Gumbo."

Police Chief Wiggum: "Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass."

Police Chief Wiggum: "Awhh! Oh, dear God!"

Police Chief Wiggum: "All right, smart guy, where's the fire?"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Every sign points to one obvious culprit... a giant rat."

Chief Wiggum: "Yeah, I'll give it a shot. I mean, ya know, it's my job, right?"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Hey, I like it ... I like it a lot."

Chief Wiggum: "Oh, God, my back! Agh!"

Chief Wiggum: "If your nose starts bleeding, it means you're picking it too much."

Ralph: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I'd keep my finger outta there."

Chief Wiggum: "Oh, God!"

Chief Wiggum: "C'mon, let's get those polecats!"

Chief Wiggum: "Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you."

Police Chief Wiggum: "Show's over, folks!"

Chief Wiggum: "Okay, folks, show's over. Nothin' to see here."

Ralph: "I'm special!"

Police Chief Wiggum: "Yah, yah, a lot of people are doing that these days."

Chief Wiggum: "I'm three steps ahead of you!"

Ralph: "Can I touch it?"

Chief Wiggum: "What, what, what, what? This better be about pizza."

Chief Wiggum: "You don't scare me!"