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The Simpsons:   Barney

Barney: "I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last 20 years."

Barney: "Beer! That's what I need!"

Barney: "I can't take this much longer! I gotta have a beer!"

Barney: "Ya know, it was my birthday last week, and no one remembered."

Barney: "Oh, I'm a disgrace!"

Barney: "There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition."

Barney: "You lie!"

Barney: "Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend!"

Barney: "Whoa! I need a drink!"

Barney: "What happened?"

Moe: "Aw, it ain't no mystery."

Barney: "I look forward to workin' with ya!"