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The Simpsons:  Bart    page  1    2

Bart and Lisa: "Aaaaahhh!!"

Bart: "Now I'll be alone forever!... Why did I break up with her?"

Bart: "Attention, everyone."

Bart: "Ay, caramba!"

Bart laughing.

Bart: "Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, can. Do the Bartman, yeah!"

Bart: "Big deal."

Bart: "When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges."

Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"

Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech, religion, the right to a speedy trial."

Bart blithering.

Bart: "He blows, all right. He blows big time."

Bart: "Oh, boo hoo. That's what they get paid for."

Bart: "Come on, people, we've gotta buckle down here."

Bart: "Buttman! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman!"

Bart: "We're like two kids in a candy store!"

Bart: "Well, we're gonna make some changes around here."

Bart: "You're one of those 'Don't-call-me-a-chick' chicks, huh?"

Bart: "Cowabunga, dude."

Bart: "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

Bart: "Those do-gooders are all a bunch of pitiful losers!"

Bart: "I can do that, but I don't wanna."

Bart: "He's drunk!"

Bart: "Eat my shorts."

Bart: "Aw, everyone's off but us!"

Bart: "Aw, man, why does everything bad have to happen to me?"

Bart: "Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have."

Bart: "Oh, that is it. It's time to fight back!"

Bart: "Oh, cool! You could be in a freak show!"

Bart: "Well, I'm my own toughest critic, but... I think it's genius."

Bart: "Today I am a god!"

Bart and Lisa groaning.

Bart: "If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much."

Bart: "No, no, wait – hear my plan."

Bart: "I'm gonna make your life a living hell."

Bart: "Hocus pocus, mucus puke-us."

Bart: "How old is this thing?"

Bart: "I guess that'll make things more interesting for you, now won't it?"

Bart: "Am I on the Internet?"

Bart: "Sounds like somebody's jealous."

Bart: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Bart: "Aw, we'll be the laughing stock of the whole town!"

Bart and Lisa: "Yea! Here comes the Leader!"

Bart and Lisa: "We love the Leader."

Bart: "I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot."

Bart: "I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted."

Bart: "Why won't anybody listen to me?"