Television:
The Simpsons:   Apu

Apu: "Do not be alarmed."

Apu: "You magnificent bastard! I salute you!"

Apu: "No, no, no! Do not listen to that man!"

Apu: "Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay."

Woman: "But, you were just talking to..."

Apu: "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes, sir, no, sir, maybe, okay."

Apu: "Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again."

Apu: "Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"

Apu: "We're putting that bitch on ice!"

Apu: "I don't want to live anymore."

Apu: "Welcome to my nightmare."

Apu: "Please come again."

Apu: "Gaw! That is the most pungent thing I have ever smelled, and I am from India!"

Apu: "What the hell were you thinking?"