Editorial Review

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File Name KB Description of Wav Sound 44

Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld: "Are we finished?"

Michael Richards as Kramer: "Done." 31

Michael Richards: "Will you stop it, man? You're freakin' me out!" 22

Seinfeld: "I mean this thing is really freakin' me out." 14

Seinfeld: "Well, what are friends for?" 86

Seinfeld: "Fungicide... I mean what could she have?"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "I don't know."

Michael Richards: "Fungus."

Seinfeld: "Exactly." 12

Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "Get out!" 10

Michael Richards: "Giddy-up." 13

Seinfeld: "It's go-time." 14

Wayne Knight as Newman: "That's good stuff." 17

Seinfeld: "Oh ... Hello." 67

Jason Alexander as George: "Hello!"

Seinfeld: "Hello!" 27

Michael Richards: "Oh, c'mon, man. Help a brother out." 14

Jason Alexander: "How hard could it be?" 38

Michael Richards: "Cuz I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems." 23

Seinfeld: "Oh, yeah, I like this idea." 23

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Well, that's because you're an idiot." 14

Seinfeld: "To the Idiot-mobile!" 13

Seinfeld: "Are you insane?" 21

Seinfeld: "Well, let's start the insanity." 34

Seinfeld: "Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything!" 55

Jason Alexander: "Did you ask her?"

Seinfeld: "I tried putting her hand there, but she just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it." 20

Wayne Knight: "One large jambalaya, please." 14

Wayne Knight: "Jambalaya!" 14

Seinfeld: "I'm a joke maker." 209

Michael Richards: "I have this... power."

Latvian Orthodox priest: "Yes... Kervorka."

Richards: "Kervorka?"

Priest: "It is a Latvian word. It means 'the lure of the animal.' Women are drawn to you. She would give anything to be possessed by you." 36

Seinfeld: "The Kervorka? What is that?"

Michael Richards: "The lure of the animal." 71

Jason Alexander: "What kind of a person are you?"

Seinfeld: "I think I'm pretty much like you... only successful." 31

Seinfeld: "There's no more kissing, and I don't care what the consequences are." 50

Jason Alexander: "Jerry, just remember... It's not a lie if you believe it." 56

Jodi: "I really don't like him."

Seinfeld: "Yeah, me either." 148

Jason Alexander: "So, she doesn't like me."

Seinfeld: "No."

Alexander: "She said that?"

Seinfeld: "Yes."

Alexander: "She told you she doesn't like me?"

Seinfeld: "Yes."

Alexander: "What were her exact words?"

Seinfeld: <interrupting> " 'I don't like him.' " 122

Karen: "Well, what difference does it make? Who cares if she doesn't like you? Does everybody in the world have to like you?"

Jason Alexander: "Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me! I must be liked!"

Karen: "Well, now I hate you!" 117

Michael Richards: "Now, what does the little man inside you say?... See, you gotta listen to the little man."

Jason Alexander: "My little man doesn't know."

Richards: "The little man knows all!"

Alexander: "My little man's an idiot!" 19

Seinfeld: "Seems like a long time, doesn't it?" 74

Wayne Knight: "Love is a spice with many tastes... a dizzying array of textures... and moments." 25

Wayne Knight: "Ah, yes... forbidden love." 52

Seinfeld: "We've made a lot of friends, shared a lot of laughs... often at the expense of others." 36

Seinfeld: "Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!" 92

Seinfeld: "Ya didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex?... That's the best feature of the heavy relationship."

Jason Alexander: "Heh! I missed out on the make-up sex!" 25

Seinfeld: "Ya know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts." 106

Michael Richards: "I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?"

Seinfeld: "Well ..."

Richards: "They're prisons! Man-made prisons! You're doin' time! You get up in the morning – she's there. You go to sleep at night – she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to, to use the bathroom... Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"

Seinfeld: "Really?"

Richards: "Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating... because it's dinner time. Ya know what ya do at dinner?"

Seinfeld: "What."

Richards: "You talk about your day... How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How 'bout you? How was your day?"

Seinfeld: "I'm glad we had this talk."

Richards: "Oh, you have no idea!" 41

Michael Richards: "So, you're still master of your domain."

Seinfeld: "Yes. Yes, I am." 82

Seinfeld: "The question is... are you still master of your domain?"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "I'm queen of the castle." 55

Jason Alexander: "Well, I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, believe it's menage a trois?" 32

Seinfeld: "He's a male bimbo... He's a mimbo." Mother lode 23

Michael Richards: "Ahhhh... the motherlode." 18

Michael Richards: "There's a naked woman across the street." 66

Jason Alexander: "Did you see the way she was looking at me?"

Seinfeld: "She's a Nazi, George! A Nazi!"

Alexander: "I know, I know." 28

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry."

Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman." 44

Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman."

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry." 76

Seinfeld: "Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... Newman!" 157

Music: Fade-in theme.

Sfx: Door knock.

Seinfeld: "Newman! Open the door, Newman, I know you're in there!"

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry. What a pleasant surprise."

Seinfeld: "There's nothing pleasant about it. Now let's just cut the crap!" 31

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry."

Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman." 35

Wayne Knight: "Goodnight ... Jerry."

Seinfeld: "Goodnight ... Newman." 29

Jason Alexander: "No, no, no, no, no."


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