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File Name KB Description of Wav Sound 16

Jason Alexander as George: "Ah hah!" 33

Jerry Seinfeld: "All right... All right... All right!!" 120

Michael Richards as Kramer: "Jerry, George got arrested."

Seinfeld: "What?"

Richards: "Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him."

Seinfeld: "Oh, now I see." 55

Jerry Seinfeld: "Assman?"

Michael Richards as Kramer: "Yeah, Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!" 20

Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?" 28

Jason Alexander: "I'm back in business, baby!" 229

Jason Alexander: "I'm the bad boy... I've never been the bad boy."

Seinfeld: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend..."

Alexander: "Yes... yes, yes."

Seinfeld: "The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk..."

Alexander: "Okay, the point is made."

Seinfeld: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!" 177

Jason Alexander: "I might... tell her that I love her."

Seinfeld: "Well... that's a big move, Georgie-boy. Are you confident in the 'I love you' return?"

Alexander: "Fifty-fifty."

Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there." 14

Jason Alexander: "Face to face with the blowhole!" 89

Jason Alexander: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."

Seinfeld: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion – right off!" 59

Art collector, commenting on The Kramer: "He is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away." 47

Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one!" 34

Michael Richards: "You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna happen??" 15

Seinfeld: "Carpel tunnel syndrome." 81

John O'Hurley as Peterman: "I am smack dab in the middle of a good old-fashioned cat fight!" 17

Phil Morris as Kramer's lawyer, Jackie Chiles: "Like takin' candy from a baby." 26

Phil Morris: "That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable." 21

Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting." 98

Phil Morris: "Oh Henry... That's one of our top-selling candy bars... It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat... It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!" 46

Phil Morris: "It's an infringement on your constitutional rights... It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" 45

Phil Morris: "It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous." 18

Phil Morris: "This trial is outrageous!" 50

Phil Morris: "Oh, and by the way... They're real, and they're spectacular." 40

Phil Morris: "I am shocked and chagrined... Mortified and stupefied!" 40

Michael Richards: "You mean circumcision... I would advise against that." 29

Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun – ya don't stare at it!" 39

Jason Alexander: "Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up... a computer!" 94

Michael Richards: "Look at you... Why don't you do something with your life??... Sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!" 122

Wayne Knight as Newman: "All right ... all right. All right, you go ahead. You go ahead! You keep it secret! But you remember this: When you control the mail, you control... information." 142

Michael Richards: "All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm going to be. From now on, I'm Cosmo!" 16

Seinfeld: "Aw, you're crazy." 15

Michael Richards: "You're crazy!" 29

Wayne Knight: "If I'm curt, then I apologize." 29

Michael Richards: "I'm dangerous, Jerry. I'm very, very dangerous!" 189

Several out-takes of Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza trying to say "Del Boca Vista." 173

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything."

John O'Hurley as Peterman: "Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price... your soul." 71

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

Woman: "What?"

Louis-Dreyfus: "The dingo ate your baby." 39

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Do you think I should call him and apologize?"

Seinfeld: "Yes. He's a doctor." 267

Guy: "What are you doing?"

Jason Alexander: "What?"

Guy: "Did... did you just double-dip that chip?"

Alexander: "Excuse me?"

Guy: "You double-dipped the chip!"

Alexander: "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"

Guy: "You dipped the chip... you took a bite... and you dipped again."

Alexander: "So?"

Guy: "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!" 37

Seinfeld: "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me." 28

Seinfeld: "What the hell is email?" 18

Barney Martin as Morty Seinfeld: "Eeehhh!"

Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus: "Eeehhh!" 12

Wayne Knight as Newman: "Excellent." 23

Seinfeld: "I was merely speaking extemporaneously."


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