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Television:
The Sopranos
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Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti: "Side deals, secret promises – He's always got an agenda."
Frank Vincent as Phil Leotardo: "We're, uh, from Alcoholics Anonymous."
Christopher's mother: "What's your name?"
Vincent: "Well, we're anonymous."
Tony Sirico as Paulie Walnuts: "You don't answer your f***in' phone? I tried you 50 times last night."
Steven Van Zandt as Silvio: "I would suggest something in the way of, uh, of an apology."
Bruce Altman: "I'm aware we have a contract in place... Please, I'm an attorney."
Bruce Altman: "I can show damages."
Bruce Altman: "Please, I'm an attorney... I can tort you into the poor house."
James Gandolfini: "From now on, I'm gonna take a bigger hand in this s***."
James Gandolfini: "But, this s*** I'm tellin' ya... it'll all blow over."
James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano: "Oh, this boring cocksucker. Jehovah's Witnesses are more interesting."
Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano: "You can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like!"
Dominic Chianese as Uncle Junior: "Federal marshals are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem."
Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano: "It is neverending, your bulls***."
James Gandolfini: "Ya know what? This is f***in' bulls***."
Frank Vincent as Phil Leotardo: "Bye-bye. Wave bye-bye, Grampa. Bye-bye, Papa."
Frank Vincent: "We can't go back. Are you out of your f***in' mind?"
James Gandolfini: "Now, I know you think I'm like a hard, cold, captain-o-industry type... That's not all there is."
Edie Falco: "Any marriage would need fidelity."
James Gandolfini: "Like Popeye says... I yam what I yam."
Falco: "Well, I didn't marry a cartoon."
Tony Sirico as Paulie Walnuts: "I knew he'd cave. He's a f***in' pussy, that kid."
Nancy Marchand as Olivia Soprano: "I can't eat that. It's got cholesterol."
Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano: "I made it with the low-fat cheese."
Marchand: "Yiucchhh."
Maureen Van Zandt as Gabriella Dante: "Hillary Clinton? I can't stand that woman."
Sharon Angela as Rosalie Aprile: "The president of the United States, for cryin' out loud? Look at what his wife had to put up with, with the BJ's and the stained dress."
James Gandolfini: "F***in' bitch... and complain, and f***in' bitch, bitch, bitch!... F*** it!"
James Gandolfini: "You got no f***in' idea what it's like to be Number 1. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f***in' thing. It's too much to deal with, almost. And, in the end, you're completely alone with it all."
Vincent Curatola as Johnny Sack: "Maybe there's a compromise here then."
Tony Lip as Carmine: "There's always a compromise."
James Gandolfini: "There's somethin' I gotta confess... What are you doin'?"
Edie Falco: "Getting my wine in position to throw in your damned face."
Gandolfini: "You're always with the drama, you."
Falco: "You go ahead and confess already, please? Get it over with!"
Gandolfini: "... I'm on Prozac."
Falco: "Oh! Oh, my God."
Gandolfini: "I've been seeing a therapist."
Falco: "Oh, my God! I think that's great! I think that's so wonderful! I think that's so gutsy!"
Gandolfini: "All right. Take it easy."
Falco: "But, I just think that's very, very wonderful!"
Gandolfini: "What'd you think? I was Hannibal Lecture before, or somethin'?"
Falco: "I just think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul. That's something else. But this is a start. This is something. I'm gonna shut up now."
James Gandolfini: "Conserve!"
James Gandolfini: "How many times I gotta tell you? Get control of your wife!"
James Gandolfini: "You're f***in' crazy."
Edie Falco: "This is such a crock of s***."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler as Meadow Soprano: "The state can crush the individual."
James Gandolfini: "New Jersey?"
Sigler: "The government... specifically the federal government."
Bruce Altman: "I can show damages."
Frank Vincent: "We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left."
Lorraine Bracco: "And you were feeling so positive."
James Gandolfini: "I woke up this morning and the depression just washed over me."
Lorraine Bracco as Dr. Jennifer Melfi: "Excellent! Let's talk about that."
James Gandolfini: "What."
Bracco: "Rage."
Gandolfini: "Why?"
Bracco: "Depression is rage turned inward."
Michael Imperioli: "She's got diarrhea."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler as Meadow Soprano: "Did I do something to piss you off?"
James Gandolfini: "I didn't say that."
Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva: "I didn't do nothin'."
Drea de Matteo: "But, I didn't do nothin'."
Lorraine Bracco as Dr. Melfi: "And this is something you're contemplating?"
James Gandolfini: "What?... It'd be a disaster... of major proportions."
James Gandolfini: "He disrespected the Bing."
James Gandolfini: "Don't do it! I'm warnin' you! Do not do it!!"
Annabella Sciorra as Gloria: "Don't go – don't go!"
Nancy Marchand: "I don't know what you're talking about."
James Gandolfini: "You don't know me at all."
Edie Falco: "I know you better than anybody, Tony, even your friends... which is probably why you hate me."
Nancy Marchand: "I don't like that talk!"
Background music: Journey's Don't Stop Believin'.
James Gandolfini: "I went ahead and ordered something for the table."
(Last line of the final episode, including all the final seconds of audio.)
James Gandolfini: "Don't get dramatic now, all right?"
James Gandolfini: "I had a dream last night... Ahh... My bellybutton was a Phillips-head screw,
and I'm walkin', unscrewin' it, and when I get it unscrewed... my penis falls off... Lorraine Bracco: "... What kind of bird?"
Gandolfini: "I dunno... seagull or somethin'."
Bracco: "A water bird?"
Robert Iler as Anthony Soprano, Jr.: "You people are f***ed. You're living in a dream."
Lorraine Bracco as Dr. Melfi: "In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis."
Steven Van Zandt as Silvio: "Duly noted."
Michael Imperioli as Christopher: "Ya never know. I could be on the endangered species list."
Edie Falco: "I want what I'm entitled to."
James Gandolfini: "You're entitled to s***."
Michael Imperioli: "Everybody knows about it!! Everybody's talkin' about it!!"
Edie Falco: "Well, let me tell you something... Everything comes to an end."
James Gandolfini: "Most expensive piece o' ass I ever had."
James Gandolfini: "No matter what I do, I feel guilty."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, f*** that."
Tony Sirico as Paulie: "Nobody knows what the future holds... my friend."
Edie Falco: "What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, don't worry... I'm goin' to hell when I die."
Edie Falco: "Be a good Catholic for 15 f***in' minutes! Is that so much to ask??"
Lorraine Bracco: "That's tremendous guilt to carry."
Michael Imperioli: "Maybe one reason why things are so f***ed up in the organization these days is guys runnin' off, not listening to middle management."
James Gandolfini: "I'm chalkin' all this up to female menopausal situations."
Lorraine Bracco: "You're not my gynecologist."
Gandolfini: "Well, you don't need a gynecologist to know which way the wind blows."
Edie Falco: "You are so f***ing hateful."
James Gandolfini: "What the f*** do you know what goes on in my head?"
Jason Cerbone as Jackie, Jr.: "You wanna spend the rest of your life with your head up your ass? Be my guest."
Steven Van Zandt: "I probably shouldn't be tellin' you this, but, since you asked... I think certain people are startin' to wonder where your heart is."
Lorraine Bracco: "So, you've come back for help. Don't look at that as a defeat."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "Hi, it's me. What are you doing?"
James Gandolfini: "What a horrible f***in' job you have... How do you do it?"
Edie Falco: "You f***ing hypocrite."
James Gandolfini: "What's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me."
Edie Falco: "More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision. That's all I'm saying."
James Gandolfini: "More is lost by indecision than wrong decision."
David Margulies as Neil Mink: "Eighty to ninety percent chance you'll be indicted."
James Gandolfini: "You sound like you're glad I'm takin' it on the chin."
Lorraine Bracco: "Maybe you're projecting hostile feelings."
Gandolfini: "Bulls***. If we had, uh, instant replay, you'd see it in two seconds."
Bracco: "But we don't have instant replay."
Gandolfini: "I know that."
James Gandolfini: "F***in' Internet."
James Gandolfini: "Log off. That cookie s*** makes me nervous."
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