Television:
The Simpsons:   Milhouse

Milhouse: "So I made one bad decision!"

Milhouse: "The fire hydrants here are yellow."

Milhouse: "Follow me to freedom!"

Milhouse: "We gotta spread this stuff around! Let's put it on the Internet!"

Milhouse: "You said it, partner."

Milhouse: "She's got problems... scary problems."

Milhouse: "I demand respect! I have feelings!"

Milhouse: "I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me."