Television:
Sharknado

Israel Sáez de Miguel as Captain Carlos Santiago: "We should not be afraid of the sharks... They are the ones that should be afraid of us."

Julie McCullough as news reporter Joni Waves: "Some religious officials are referring to this as the opening signs of the impending apocalypse."

Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard: "It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better."

Ian Ziering: "There's a big storm coming in. It's not safe here."

Tara Reid as April Wexler: "You care more about other people than you do your own family."

Julie McCullough: "We've never been hit by a storm quite like this. Widespread flooding is expected, and experts are saying global warming is the reason for this unprecedented event. We will be back with more news as it develops."

Steve Moulton as the convenience store clerk: "I gotta hand it to 'em, though – sharks. I never saw that comin'."

Ian Ziering: "Oh, nice. This is what I'm talkin' about."

Marcus Choi as Palmer: "My associates and I are willing to negotiate a reasonable price."

Ian Ziering: "Hey, make it quick. I don't wanna spend too much time here."

Christopher Wolfe as Colin: "Every time it rains in L.A., everyone swears it's the storm of the century."

Cassie Scerbo as Nova Clarke, gasping: "I really hate sharks."

Chuck Hittinger as Matt: "Semper paratus."

Christopher Wolfe: "Beverly Hills emergency services are second to none."

Guy on the beach: "Sharks!! ... Hey, get outta the water! Sharks!"

Cassie Scerbo: "There are sharks flooding the streets!"

Cassie Scerbo: "I had a tattoo removed... I don't like to talk about it."

Cassie Scerbo: "What were you thinking? You could've been killed!"

Chuck Hittinger: "Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we're gonna get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornados, blasting those bastards to bits."

Ian Ziering: "Your son wants to go into a helicopter and drop a bomb into the tornado."

Tara Reid: "No, it's too dangerous."

Ian Ziering yells with exertion while trying to extract himself from the belly of a great white shark that had swallowed him whole.