Television:
Saturday Night Live

Pamela Anderson Lee (impersonating Jenny McCarthy): "Wahhhh, hoo-hoo!"

Pamela Anderson Lee: "Ya know, if you're nervous on stage, you actually should BE naked!"

Pamela Anderson Lee (impersonating Jenny McCarthy): "Wanna hear me fart?"

Sfx: Fart.

Aykroyd: "I am Beldar... the first timekeeper from the planet Remulak."

Dan Aykroyd: "Consume mass quantities."

Dan Aykroyd: "Beldar Conehead, 2130 Pineway Drive, Parkwood Hills, New Jersey, USA. Correct, yes, thank you."

Aykroyd: "Remulak... a small town in France. We come from France."

Aykroyd: "On our home planet, Remulak, at this moment, all Cones are celebrating the harvest under the moons of Meep-Zorp... Now that's a party."

Dan Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Aykroyd: "Jane, you ignorant, misguided slut."

Aykroyd as Tom Snyder: "We'll be back, after this commercial."

Aykroyd as Tom Snyder: "Good luck to ya, and, well, bye-bye."

Jim Breuer as Goat-boy making goat noise.

Dana Carvey as George Bush, the elder: "Just do it."

Dana Carvey impersonating George Bush, the elder: "Looks good! It looks good!"

Dana Carvey: "Well, we're just a little buttercup, aren't we?"

Dana Carvey: "Hello, hello once again. I'm the Church Lady and this is Church Chat."

Dana Carvey: "Could it be... Satan??"

Dana Carvey: "Could it be... Satan??"

Dana Carvey: "Well, isn't that special!"

Dana Carvey: "Well, isn't that ... extra special."

Dana Carvey as Bob Dylan.

ditto.

Dana Carvey: "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!"

Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: "Hold it there, cracker boy, I'm not finished."

Dana Carvey impersonating Ross Perot: "Can I finish?... Can I finish, can I finish, can I finish?"