Various Stuff:
Music, Musicians, etc.

Paula Abdul: "I'm in such a state."

The Big Bopper: "Hello, baby!"

Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blues: "Rrrrrrrubber biscuit!"

David Bowie singing: "Major Tom to ground control."

James Brown singing: "I feel good!"

Luther Campbell, reportedly: "There's a misunderstandment."

Announcer: "Plus, Clarence Carter."

Carter singing: "I be strokin'. That's what I be doin'. Ha. I be strokin'..."

Announcer: "If you love rhythm and blues, order now."

Carter singing: "... strokin' "

Rev. James Cleveland singing: "I don't feel no ways tired, Lord."

Man singing: "They're coming to take me away. Ha, ha! They're coming to take me away. Ho, ho!"

Charlton Heston: "Here's some of the lyrics on Cop Killer: 'Die, die, die, pig, die. F<bleep> the police.' Catchy little number, isn't it?"

(said by Heston in protest of Warner Brothers Records, distributor of the song Cop Killer, by the band "Body Count" at the July 1992 annual shareholders' meeting for Time-Warner, owner of Warner Brothers Records)

Jim Morrison singing: "This is the eeeeeeeeeeend." (from The Doors' The End)

Stage announcer: "Elvis... has left the building."

Elvis Presley: "I'm all shook up!"

Elvis singing: "Return to sender, address unknown."

Elvis singing Down by the Riverside, backed-up by other stars from Sun Records, including Jerry Lee Lewis and maybe Johnny Cash.

Peter Gabriel singing: "Hi there." (at the beginning of his song Big Time)

The band "A Gang of Four" singing: "Love will get you like a case of anthrax, and that's something I don't wanna catch."

Harp glissando.

Music that sounds like a Hawaiian tune.

A line from Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven played backwards. It sounds like Robert Plant is saying, "My sweet Satan."

Jerry Lee Lewis singing: "Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!"

Little Richard singing Tutti Fruitti: "A-whop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-whop-bam-boom!"

Jennifer Lopez singing: "Now people screamin' What's the deal with you and so-and-so, I tell 'em, n***as, mind their biz, but they don't hear me though."

Radio announcer: "J-Lo? Jennifer Lopez? Now she's calling, uh, black people n***as?"

Madonna: "How bad do you want it?"

Jim Morrison: "I think there should be complete freedom for the artist and performer. Uh, the artist should feel free to use nudity if he feels like it."

Roy Orbison: "Yeah, I always wanted to be a singer."

Sting singing: " 'Scuse me... while I kiss the sky!"

Sitar being played.

David Byrne singing: "Hey!" (from The Talking Heads' And She Was)

Radio interviewer: "My guest is Tiny Tim. So tell me, do you sing in a falsetto anymore?"

Herbert B. Khaury, a.k.a. Tiny Tim: "Yes. Right now, in the afternoon, this needs a lot of warm-up, but just see if I can even do a poor version of (singing) Oh, tiptoe through the tulips with me."

Interviewer: "And how did you discover your falsetto voice?"

Khaury: "Well, I thank Jesus Christ for every gift, because I really prayed about it one day, and about 1952, I needed something, something, to differentiate myself from better singers at the time, especially from Tony Bennett, Perry Como, Guy Mitchell. And so every entertainer, every artist, every comedian, every broadcaster, uh, should have a sound, an originality in the voice that the mass can identify with singlely. And so originality, originality is the key to success. You can close your eyes and know it's Louie Armstrong, know it's Bing Crosby, and, same thing, you know it's Tiny Tim when I do (in falsetto)Tiptoe, or whatever. So that's what I looked for, that's what I got, and from '54 on, it proved to be successful." (interviewed just a couple of months before his death in 1996)

Trashmen: "A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird."

Shania Twain singing: "I'm outta here."