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Allen arrogh 10 KB |
Tim Allen impersonating a caveman: "Arrogh?" |
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Carlin blow it 96 KB |
George Carlin: "Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass!" |
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Carlin boring 62 KB |
George Carlin: "God, people are f***ing boring! People are just f***ing boring!" |
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Carlin BS stupid 39 KB |
George Carlin: "I have a very low tolerance level for stupid bulls***." |
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Carlin children 442 KB |
George Carlin: "Nothing worse... nothing worse that to be stuck somewhere with some married a-hole and have to listen to him tell you about his f***in' kids... Let me tell ya something, folks... nobody cares about your children, okay?" Crowd cheers. Carlin: "Nobody cares about your children. I speak for everyone. I've been appointed by the rest of the group to inform you we don't care about your children – that's why they're your children, so you can care about them and we don't have to bother." |
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Carlin disappointed 223 KB |
George Carlin: "Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed, dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies; our enemies pray for God to destroy us... Somebody's going to be disappointed. Somebody's wasting their f***ing time. Could it be... everyone?" |
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Carlin jesus 22 KB |
George Carlin: "Jesus f***in' Christ!" |
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Carlin letter 27 KB |
George Carlin: "There's a letter in your mailbox!" |
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Carlin logic 36 KB |
George Carlin: "I can prove it with my usual flawless logic." |
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Carlin PC 71 KB |
George Carlin: "I love when this kind of thing happens. I love when these politically correct ideas crash and burn and wind up in the s*** house." |
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Carlin people 352 KB |
George Carlin: "You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there." |
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Carlin planet 77 KB |
George Carlin: "Have you pictured what this planet is gonna be like in 40 to 50 years? It's gonna be a big, smoking ball of s***." |
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Carlin question 56 KB |
George Carlin: "I have a question about this – a question that involves... logic!" |
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Carlin reasoned 47 KB |
George Carlin: "As you may have noticed, I always like to present a carefully reasoned argument." |
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Carlin running 52 KB |
George Carlin: "Doesn't know when to stop talking, just continues running at the mouth like verbal diarrhea." |
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Carlin trivial 60 KB |
George Carlin: "Stupid, trivial s*** you don't care anything about – things you're not even remotely interested in." |
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Carlin who gives 51 KB |
George Carlin: "Who gives a f***??... I certainly don't!" |
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Dangerfield no respect 33 KB |
Rodney Dangerfield: "I don't get no respect, no respect at all." |
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Dice BS 16 KB |
Andrew Dice Clay: "That's bulls***!" |
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Dice forget about it 9 KB |
Andrew Dice Clay: "Forget about it!" |
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Dice problem 24 KB |
Andrew Dice Clay: "What's your f***in' problem, heh?" |
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Foxworthy 1 86 KB |
Jeff Foxworthy: "If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck." |
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Foxworthy 2 72 KB |
Jeff Foxworthy: "If you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck." |
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Foxworthy 3 121 KB |
Jeff Foxworthy: "If your family tree does not fork..." Audience laughs. Foxworthy: "... you might just be a redneck." |
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Harvey super cool 17 KB |
Steve Harvey: "Yeah, I'm, I'm super-cool." |
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Kinison 17 KB |
Sam Kinison: "Aaaaahhh! Aaahhh!" |
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Leary blow 49 KB |
Denis Leary: "www.blowme.com." |
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Leary WTF 24 KB |
Denis Leary: "www.what-the-f***.com." |
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Miller Larry 159 KB |
Larry Miller: "Ya know the only reason they haven't built these things yet? The only reason they're not flying yet? And all these countries like Iraq and Iran, the only reason they can't get the missiles right? And it's ironic. The only reason they don't work?..." |
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O'Donnell you go 10 KB |
Rosie O'Donnell: "You go, girl." |
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