Movies:
Office Space

Richard Riehle as Tom Smykowski: "I deal with the goddamned customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?? What the hell is wrong with you people??"

Guy: "We have sort of a problem here."

Guy #2: "Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports."

Guy: "We need to talk about your TPS reports."

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons: "Let me tell you something about TPS reports."