Movies:
Monty Python's
Life of Brian

Graham Chapman as Brian: "You were raped??"

Terry Jones as Brian's mother: "Oh... At first, yes."

Eric Idle: "I want to be a woman."

Eric Idle: "Get a move on, Big-nose. There's people waiting to be crucified out here."

Michael Palin: "Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this."

Someone: "I was blind and now I can see!"

Michael Palin: "Crucifixion?"

Man: "Yes."

Palin: "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each."

John Cleese: "This calls for immediate discussion!"

Terry Gilliam laughs.

John Cleese: "Are there any women here today?"