Movies:
Juno

Ellen Page as Juno MacGuff: "It started with a chair."

Allison Janney as Bren MacGuff: "Doctors are sadists who like to play God and make other people scream."

Rainn Wilson as Rollo: "That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."

Valerie Tian as Su-Chin: "All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!"

Ellen Page: "Ya know, I always loved Gibson way more than Fender."

Ellen Page: "I'm... sorry I was such a huge bitch to you. You don't deserve it."

J.K. Simmons as Mac MacGuff: "I thought you were the kind o' girl who knew when to say when."

<pregnant pause>

Ellen Page: "I don't really know what kind of girl I am."

Michael Cera as Paulie Bleeker: "You've no reason to be mad at me. I mean, ya know, you broke my heart. I should be royally ticked off at you, ya know, I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."

Ellen Page: "What, 'cause I got bored and had sex with you, and I didn't want to, like, marry you?"

Cera: "Like I'd marry you. You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And, I know you weren't bored that day, because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz, and you were, like, 'I haven't see this since it came out, and we should watch it, but then, oh, no, we should just make out instead, la, la, la.' "

Olivia Thirlby as Leah: "It's, like, totally legit."

Ellen Page: "I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever."

J.K. Simmons: "Well, it's not easy – that's for sure... In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are... Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person's still gonna think the sun shines out your ass... That's the kind of person that's worth stickin' with."

Rainn Wilson: "Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine."

J.K. Simmons: "Will you need a large amount of money? Legal counsel?"

Ellen Page: "I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse. 'Cause they were talking about, in health class, how pregnancy – it can often lead to an infant."

Jennifer Garner as Vanessa Loring: "A woman becomes a mother when she gets pregnant. A man becomes a father when he sees his baby."

Ellen Page: "I'm telling you I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier."

Ellen Page: "Shut your friggin' gob, okay?"

Michael Cera: "I've wanted this for a really long time."

Ellen Page: "... I know."