Movies:
Christmas Vacation

Chevy Chase: "Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass."

Chevy Chase: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Chevy Chase: "Cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey s***!!"