Movies:
Burn After Reading

J.K. Simmons as CIA Superior: "No, no. God, no. We don't want those idiots bumbling around in this."

J.K. Simmons: "Jesus, what a cluster-f***."

Tilda Swinton as Katie Cox: "She's a cold, stuck-up b***tch."

George Clooney as Harry Pfarrer: "Twenty years in the marshals service – I never discharged my weapon."

John Malkovich as Osborne Cox: "That sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist."

Clooney: "I don't have a psychiatrist."

Frances McDormand as Linda Litzke: "I have gone just about as far as I can go with this body."

J.R. Horne as the divorce lawyer: "Paper files, computer files, whatever. It's your prerogative."

Brad Pitt as Chad Feldheimer: "Your files, uh, the documents. I know these documents are sensitive, but I am perfectly willing to give back to you your sensitive s***."

George Clooney: "Is that goat cheese?"

John Malkovich: "Chèvre. Yes, that is a goat cheese."

Clooney: "Cuz I have a lactose reflux, and I can't..."

Malkovich, interrupting: "You're lactose intolerant or you have acid reflux. They're different things."

Clooney: "I know what they are."

Malkovich: "So you misspoke."

Clooney: "Well, thank you for correcting me."

George Clooney: "What a horse's ass."

John Malkovich: "I know who you are, f***er!!"

John Malkovich: "You two clowns, listen to me very, very carefully... You have no idea what you're doing."

John Malkovich: "I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today... Ya see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life, my whole f***ing life. But, guess what. Today, I win."

SFX: Gunshot.

George Clooney: "Ya know, you really are a negative person."

Brad Pitt: "Numbers! Array! Numbers, and dates, and numbers, and numbers, and dates, and numbers!"

Brad Pitt: "Oh, my God!"

Frances McDormand: "Shhh!"

Pitt, whispering: "Oh, my God!"

Brad Pitt: "I think that's the s***, man... the raw intelligence!"

J.K. Simmons: "Report back to me when, uh... I don't know, when it makes sense."

Brad Pitt: "He, he's gonna be relieved. He might even be so relieved that he gives us a reward. I would be very f***ing surprised if he did not."

Brad Pitt: "I am very f***ing surprised he did not give us that reward."

Richard Poe as the Stretching Gym Patron: "Something snapped in my ass!"

J.K. Simmons: "So, that's, that's it then. No one else really knows anything."

George Clooney: "Ya like surprises?"

Frances McDormand: "Well, I'm always open to new experiences."

George Clooney: "Boy, I tell ya, I'm through bangin' my head against a wall. I'm gonna start doing what's right for me."

J.K. Simmons: "What did we learn, Palmer?"

David Rasche as Palmer: "I don't know, sir."

Simmons: "I don't f***in' know, either... I guess we learned not to do it again."

Rasche: "Yes, sir."

Simmons: "I'm f***ed if I know what we did."

Rasche: "Yes, sir. It's hard to say."

Simmons: "Jesus f***in' Christ."

George Clooney: "Who are you? You CIA? NSA? You military? Who do you work for? Who do you work for?? Who are you??"

John Malkovich: "I don't know who the f*** you are, but you have no idea what you're doing!"

John Malkovich: "Whose ass didn't I kiss??"

Brad Pitt: "I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour, but I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your s***."

John Malkovich: "I've always wanted to write."

Tilda Swinton: "Write... Write what?"

Malkovich: "I've been thinking about writing a book, or, you know, a sort of... memoir."

Swinton snickers.

John Malkovich: "With all due respect, what the f*** are you talking about?"

John Malkovich: "What the f*** is this?"

George Clooney: "What the f*** are you doing here, you f***er??"