Movies:
Blazing Saddles

Harvey Korman: "Meeting is adjourned... Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that."

Mel Brooks: "What."

Korman: " 'Meeting is adjourned.' "

Brooks: "It is?"

Korman: "No, you say that, Governor."

Brooks: "What."

Korman: " 'Meeting is adjourned.' "

Brooks: "It is?"

Man: "And they say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all."

Slim Pickens: "I am depressed."

Madeline Kahn: "Is it, uh, twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"

Sfx: Zipper.

Kahn: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue! It's twue, it's twue!"

Man: "Hold it, hold it. What the hell is that s***??"

Harvey Korman: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

Harvey Korman: "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull-***, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, s*** kickers, and Methodists! Ha ha ha ha!"

Slim Pickens: "Could you repeat that, sir?"

(Thanks, Tony, Bill, and John.)

Madeline Kahn singing: "I've been with thousands of men, again and again. They promise the Moon... They're always coming and going, and going and coming... and always too soon."

Harvey Korman: "Now go do... that voodoo... that you do!"

Cleavon Little: " 'Scuse me while I whip this out."

Cleavon Little: "Hey, where the white women at?"

Slim Pickens: "What in the wide, wide world o' sports is-a goin' on here?"

Gene Wilder: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Crowd: "You bet your ass."

Slim Pickens: "You use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore."