Movies:
As Good As It Gets

Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall: "You make me want to be a better man."

Helen Hunt as Carol Connelly: "Do you understand me?... you crazy f***."

Jack Nicholson: "Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."

Jack Nicholson: "What if this is as good as it gets?"

Woman: "How do you write women so well?"

Jack Nicholson: "I think of a man... and I take away reason and accountability."