John Belushi: "My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily."
Lisa Baur: "Would you rather be alone?"
Kevin Bacon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Lisa Baur: "No, really... Anything."
Mark Metcalf: "Assume the position."
John Vernon as Dean Wormer: "You'll get your chance, smart guy!"
James Widdoes as Hoover: "I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may."
Verna Bloom: "You... still wanna show me your cucumber?"
Mark Metcalf: "For God's sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??"
Mark Metcalf: "You're a goddamned disgrace!"
Peter Riegert: "I've done a lot of things you don't know about."
John Vernon: "Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation."
James Widdoes: "We're on double secret probation, whatever that is."
John Belushi: "Seven years of college down the drain!"
College girls: "Eewww!"
John Vernon: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
John Belushi: "Food fight!!!"
John Vernon: "The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me."
Tim Matheson: "Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?"
Tim Matheson: "I think we have to go all-out. I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."
John Belushi: "And we're just the guys to do it."
James Widdoes: "I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now."
Lisa Baur: "I know what you must be going through."
Tim Matheson: "We ... are gonna die."
Stephen Furst: "Oh, boy, is this great!"
Mark Metcalf: "Now listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber!"
Tom Hulce: "I think it's locked or something."
John Belushi as Bluto: "Hey! ... What's this lyin' around s***??"
Tim Matheson: "I got news for ya, pal. They're gonna nail us no matter what we do!"
John Belushi: "Ah, thanks... I needed that."
John Belushi: "Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
Stephen Furst as Flounder: "I hope I score! Oh boy! Oh boy!"
John Vernon: "Out with it!"
Sfx: Vomit.
Martha Smith as Babs: "That boy is a P-I-G, pig!"
Tim Matheson: "He can't do that to our pledges."
Peter Riegert: "Only we can do that to our pledges."
Tim Matheson: "Point of parliamentary procedure!"
James Widdoes: "Don't screw around. They're serious this time."
Matheson: "Take it easy. I'm in pre-law, man."
Peter Riegert: "I thought you were pre-med."
Matheson: "What's the difference?"
James Daughton: "Don't you have any respect for yourself?"
Peter Riegert: "This is ridiculous."
Tom Hulce: "What are we gonna do?"
Riegert and Tim Matheson: "... Road trip."
Tim Matheson: "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
John Vernon: "Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be out of here like s*** through a goose."
John Vernon: "Speak when you're told to speak and not before!"
John Vernon: "I am gonna string 'em up by the balls! That's what I'm gonna do!"
Martha Smith: "Is it supposed to be this soft?"
Lisa Baur: "I don't know how to tell you... so, I'm just gonna tell you."
John Belushi and others: "Toga... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!... Toga!"
Tim Matheson: "You guys up for a toga party?"
John Belushi: "Toga! Toga!"
James Widdoes: "We've gotta do something."
Peter Riegert: "He's right."
Tim Matheson: "You're right... We've gotta do something."
Riegert: "Absolutely."
Matheson: "Ya know what we gotta do?"
Riegert and Matheson: "... Toga party."
James Widdoes: "That's not true!"
John Vernon: "Not another word!"
Peter Riegert: "I gotta work on my game."
Tim Matheson: "No, no, no. Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself."
Mark Metcalf: "You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty!"
John Vernon: "What the f***'s going on down there??"
Douglas Kenney as Stork: "Well, what the hell we supposed to do, ya moron??"
Tim Matheson: "Okay, this guy's a real zero; that's true."
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