Movies:
American Beauty

Mena Suvari as Angela Hayes: "I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm very, very dirty."

Wes Bentley as Ricky Fitts: "Sometimes there's so much beauty... in the world... I feel like I can't take it."

Chris Cooper as Colonel Fitts: "Yeah, let's cut to the chase, okay? What are you guys selling?"

Kevin Spacey as Lester Burnham: "Don't interrupt me... honey."

Kevin Spacey: "No, no... You... don't get to tell me what to do... ever... again."

Annette Bening as Caroline Burnham: "That was exactly what I needed... The royal treatment, so to speak... I was so stressed out!... Ahh!... Ahh!"

Peter Gallagher as Buddy Kane: "Know what I do when I feel like that?"

Bening: "What."

Gallagher: "I fire a gun."

Bening: "Really?"

Gallagher: "Oh yeah, I go to this little firing range downtown, and I ... just pop off a few rounds."

Bening: "I've never fired a gun before."

Gallagher: "Well, you've gotta try it. Nothing makes you feel more powerful."

Kevin Spacey: "1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted, and now I have it... I rule!"

Mr. Smiley manager: "I don't think you'd fit in here."

Kevin Spacey: "I think you just became my personal hero."

Kevin Spacey: "It's... just... a... couch!"

Kevin Spacey: "I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility."

Mena Suvari: "Wow, look at you. Have you been working out?"

Kevin Spacey: "I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up, fast."

Scott Bakula as Jim Olmeyer: "Are you lookin' to just lose weight, or do you wanna have increased strength and flexibility as well?"

Spacey: "I... I wanna look good naked."

Annette Bening: "Well, all I know is I love shooting this gun!"

Sfx: Gunshots.

Music from the reverie sequences.

Barry Del Sherman as Brad: " 'My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least once a day retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.' "

Kevin Spacey: "Well, don't know 'bout you guys, but I need a drink."

Chris Cooper: "You have no respect for other people's things."

Barry Del Sherman as Brad Dupree: "Man... you are one twisted f***."

Kevin Spacey: "Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose."

Mena Suvari: "Go f*** yourself, psycho!"

Mena Suvari: "Ooo, is that root beer?"

Chris Cooper: "Ya can't just go around doing whatever you feel like... Ya can't! There are rules in life."

Thora Birch as Jane Burnham: "Hey, shut up, bitch!"

Kevin Spacey: "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about."

Kevin Spacey: "Well, I'm sure there've been amazing technological advances in the industry, but you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn."

Kevin Spacey: "I'm only trying to help you!"

Kevin Spacey: "I'll be whatever you want me to be."

Annette Bening: "Oh, God! I love it!"

Peter Gallagher: "You like gettin' nailed by the king?"

Bening: "Oh, yes, I love it! F*** me, your majesty!"

Gallagher: "Aarrggh! Who's the king??"

Bening: "Oh, you are!"

Gallagher: "Who's the king??"

Annette Bening: "There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man."