Movies:
Airplane!

Robert Stack: "Airport management, the FAA, and the airlines... they're all cheats and liars."

Robert Hays: "We're gonna have to blow the computer." (Airplane 2)

Robert Hays: "I don't think there's a hell of a lot I can do. We're at the mercy of the computer." (Airplane 2)

Robert Hays: "I've got to concentrate... I've got to concentrate... Hello?... Echo!..."

News commentator: "They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into... I say let 'em crash."

Robert Stack: "Ya know what it's like to fall in the mud, and get kicked, in the head!... by an iron boot??... 'Course you don't. No one does. That never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question – skip that."

Peter Graves: "Do you like movies about gladiators?"

Peter Graves: "Ya ever been in a cockpit before?"

Rossie Harris: "No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before."

Graves: "Ya ever... seen a grown man naked?"

Peter Graves: "Ya ever... hang around a gymnasium?"

Norman Alexander Gibbs?: "Say mofo, butter layin' me to the bone, jackin' me up."

Lorna Patterson: "I'm sorry. I don't understand."

Al White?: "Cutty say can't hang!"

Stephen Stucker: "Leon's getting larger!"

Robert Hays: "It's a long-shot, but it's the only shot we've got." (Airplane 2)

Woman: "Nervous?"

Robert Hays: "Yes."

Woman: "First time?"

Hays: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Guy: "Maybe we oughta turn on the search lights now."

Robert Stack: "No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

William Shatner: "Why the hell aren't I notified about these things??" (Airplane 2)

Robert Hays: "Surely you can't be serious."

Leslie Nielsen: "I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley.' "

Peter Graves: "Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smokin'."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!"

Man: "It's your wife."

Lloyd Bridges: "I want the kids in bed by nine, I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman... no more cheese!"