William Shatner as Kirk: "Kirk to transporter room ... report."

Majel Barrett as the voice of the Enterprise computer: "Incorrect."

DeForest Kelley as Dr. McCoy: "You're aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise."

William Shatner: "Mind your own business, Mr. Spock! I'm sick of your half-breed interference – Do you hear?"

Ted Cassidy as Ruk: "You are inconsistent. You cannot be programmed. You are inferior."

Ted Cassidy as Ruk: "That was the equation!"

Ted Cassidy: "Yes, it is still in my memory banks."

Ted Cassidy: "You came from the outside! You bring disorder here!"

Leonard Nimoy as Spock: "And, I do want to go back to the ship, Captain."

Leonard Nimoy: "It's illogical... Does not follow."

Kid: "Blah, blah, blah."

Kids: "Blah, blah, blah."

William Shatner: "No blah blah blah!"

Kids: "Yaah yaah, ya yaah yaah."

Kids: "Yaah yaah, ya yaah yaah ..." etc., etc., etc.

William Shatner: "Mr. Spock."

Leonard Nimoy: "Captain?"

Shatner: "Full ahead. Warp factor one."

Nimoy: "Warp factor one, Captain."

Sfx: Warp drive.