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Television:
The Sopranos
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Edie Falco: "You call my house again... you ever speak to one of my children again, and I will track you down and I will kill you."
Michael Imperioli as Christopher: "I'll kill all o' you's!! F***in' kill all o' you's!!!"
James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano: "Oh, you know everything, don't ya?"
James Gandolfini: "Where the f*** you been? You're late."
Michael Imperioli: "Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive."
Gandolfini: "Oh, you're gonna get f***in' cute now."
James Gandolfini: "Leave town – today – right now."
Edie Falco: "You have become a master of lying and conniving."
Frank Vincent: "Make it happen."
Lorraine Bracco: "I'm giving you my considered medical opinion."
James Gandolfini: "Mind your own goddamned business, unless you want some o' this, too!"
Judge in Uncle Junior's trial: "I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked, and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial."
Vincent Curatola: "Things have a momentum of their own."
James Gandolfini: "Let me tell ya something... She can be a moody bitch."
Michael Imperioli: "I can multi-task, Adriana. I'm not a f***in' retard."
Michael Imperioli: "Aawwww, my God! ... Eeeaaawww, my God!! What are we gonna do???"
James Gandolfini: "It's my mess... All my choices were wrong."
Nancy Marchand: "I suppose it would be better if I never opened my mouth!"
Lorraine Bracco: "No wonder you're having anxiety attacks."
Annabella Sciorra: "Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!"
Vincent Curatola: "Where you goin'?"
Denise Borino as Ginny Sacramoni: "Nordstrom's. They're having a sale."
James Gandolfini: "Absolutely f***in' not!"
Edie Falco: "Ya know, you can always come and live with us."
Nancy Marchand: "I know when I'm not wanted."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, yeah?"
Jamie-Lynn Sigler as Meadow Soprano: "There are options in life. Isn't that what you always told me?"
Edie Falco: "You have options. I have a lawyer."
Nancy Marchand: "You oughta be ashamed of yourself."
James Gandolfini: "I had another panic attack... and I thought I had this s*** beat!"
Steve Buscemi as Tony Blundetto: "I'm leaving you with a real pile o' s*** in your lap."
Michael Imperioli: "Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!"
James Gandolfini: "So, to what do I owe this pleasure?"
Nancy Marchand: "Ohhh, poor you!"
Annabella Sciorra: "Poor you."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, poor you!"
Michael Imperioli: "In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined?"
Edie Falco: "Poverty is a great motivator."
James Gandolfini: "When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce."
James Gandolfini: "We're makin' progress!"
James Gandolfini: "Here we go... Here comes the Prozac."
Adriana's doctor: "How ya doin' with the Prozac? Is it helping?"
James Gandolfini: "Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this."
Steven Van Zandt: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
James Gandolfini: "I got Pussy on the brain... I always do."
Lorraine Bracco: "Isn't Pussy your friend?"
James Gandolfini: "This thing is a pyramid, since time immemorial... S*** runs downhill, money goes up... It's that simple."
Steve R. Schirripa as Bobby: "Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this."
James Gandolfini: "Who did what?"
Schirripa: "All these problems – the Middle East, the end of the world."
Gandolfini: "Nostradamus... Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame."
Schirripa: "Oh, right. Notre Damus."
Gandolfini: "Nostradamus... and Notre Dame. It's two different things completely."
James Gandolfini: "And I don't wanna hear about the f***in' economy, either. I don't wanna hear it!... Sil, break it down for 'em. Which two businesses have traditionally been recession-proof since time immemorial?"
Steven Van Zandt: "Certain aspects of show business and our thing."
Gandolfini: "Now, that's it. That's all I got to say... Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed."
James Gandolfini: "You rely only on family... You trust only blood."
Lorraine Bracco: "Do you remember that? Do you care?"
Sfx: Ringtone we hear when Tony's cell phone rings.
Lorraine Bracco: "You just can't resist rubbing my face in it."
James Gandolfini: "Whoa, slow down. Slow down... You're supposed to savor it... It's important in life."
Frank Vincent: "There's no scraps in my scrapbook."
James Gandolfini: "My self-esteem is nonexistent right now."
(Thanks, Harry, for identifying this as James Gandolfini.)
Edie Falco: "If I had an ounce of self-respect, I would cut your dick off!"
Michael Imperioli: "I'm not gonna pay it."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, yeah?"
Imperioli: "I'm serious."
Gandolfini: "No, serious is what happens if you don't pay... by my hand."
James Gandolfini: "You want my advice? You go out there, you shake his hand, and you put this f***in' s*** to bed."
Jason Cerbone: "We should be out doin' what we gotta do."
Steven Van Zandt: "Oh, shut the f*** up!"
(Thanks, Dan, for identifying this as Steven Van Zandt.)
James Gandolfini: "Shut the f*** up!!"
Tony Sirico as Paulie: "I want a sit-down."
James Gandolfini: "Let sleepin' dogs lie."
Tony Sirico: "Don't give me that smart-aleck s***."
Edie Falco: "You can lose that smart mouth right now."
James Gandolfini: "Something bad is gonna happen."
Edie Falco: "What – you have something you want to say to me??"
Annabella Sciorra: "And, I'm sorry, and it'll never happen again, ever."
Lorraine Bracco: "Here we are, as always, back at square one."
FBI boss: "I suggest – in the strongest possible terms – that you start telling us what you know."
Michael Imperioli: "We gotta stop the madness."
Lorraine Bracco: "We have to stop now."
James Gandolfini: "Don't be stupid... even in the short term."
Michael Imperioli: "I swear on my life."
Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva: "What happened to not sweatin' the small stuff, huh?"
James Gandolfini: "How 'bout a little sympathy here. What've you got – f***in' ice in your veins?"
James Gandolfini: "I don't wanna talk to you anymore."
James Gandolfini: "Somebody's talkin' too much... It's costing me money."
James Gandolfini: "Just tell me what I'm supposed to do."
James Gandolfini: "Thank God for that, hah?"
James Gandolfini: "Now, that's it. I don't wanna hear nothin' else."
Michael Imperioli: "What, I gotta stand here being threatened now?"
James Gandolfini: "All right, all right, all right. Nobody's makin' threats."
James Gandolfini: "I, uh... wanna make a toast... to the people I love... Nothin' else matters."
Edie Falco: "Hear, hear."
David Margulies as Neil Mink: "Look... trials are there to be won."
Edie Falco: "You want this to get ugly, Tony? Because these guys live for that."
James Gandolfini: "Oh, you think I don't?"
Carmela's doctor: "Think we might be looking at a viral syndrome."
James Gandolfini: "Want a drink?"
James Gandolfini: "What's the matter?... What did I do now, huh?... What did I do?... Huh? What did I do??"
Edie Falco: "What does she have that I don't have?"
James Gandolfini: "What the f*** ya gonna do."
James Gandolfini: "What's goin' on?"
Tony Sirico: "What's that prick want?"
James Gandolfini: "I'm the person who says how things go. That's who I think I am."
Lorraine Bracco: "Why are you telling me this?"
<long pause>
James Gandolfini, mumbling: "I don't know."
Vincent Curatola: "Why the f*** would I ever trust somebody who would leave me holding my cock like this??"
James Gandolfini: "Mother of Christ, is this a woman thing? You ask me how I'm feeling. I tell you how I'm feeling, and now you're gonna torture me with it."
Tony Sirico: "You're a wormy cock-sucker, ya know that?"
James Gandolfini: "What the f***!!"
Robert Iler as Anthony, Jr.: " 'What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born.' "
Tony Sirico: "Heh?"
Iler: "Yeets."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: "A.J. ..."
Other guy: "Yeats?"
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