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Homer: "It all happened in 1990."
Homer: "Aaaaaaahhh!!"
Homer: "Well, it's about time."
Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life's problems."
Homer: "Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it!"
Homer: "All right, all right."
Homer: "Yeah, and that's another thing!"
Homer: "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"
Crowd: "No!"
Homer: "Aww, crap."
Homer: "Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?"
Homer: "Beer ... beer!"
Homer: "Well, I'll need some beer."
Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"
Homer: "I am!"
Stephen Hawking: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."
Moe: "Here, here, have a free beer."
Homer: "Really? ... Wow, a free beer."
Homer: "But I need that beer now!"
Homer: "Aw, man, I need a beer!"
Homer: "Mmmmm ... beer."
Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"
Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"
Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."
Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! <gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"
Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"
Homer: The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
Homer: "Don't think about beer... don't think about beer... don't think about beer!"
Homer: "But this is only the beginning."
Homer: "I've got a better idea."
Homer: "Do you have a better idea?"
Homer blathering.
Homer blathering.
Homer blithering.
Homer blathering.
Homer: "Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo."
Homer: "Booooobies."
Homer: "Bor-ing!"
Homer: "I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain."
Homer burping.
Homer: "I have a feeling this business is going to consume our whole lives."
Homer: "I'm not gonna stand for this! I'm gonna call the newspapers, the TV stations, the gas stations – everybody!"
Homer: "Oh, I can't afford that!"
Homer: "This can't be happening!"
Homer: "Now, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day."
Homer: "Oh, I can't take it anymore!"
Homer: "Don't make me choose!"
Homer: "Well, it's time to get some closure... extreme closure."
Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"
Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."
Homer: "That does it! I'm getting a computer!"
Homer: " 'To start, press any key' ... Where's the 'Any' key?"
Homer: "<Whew> All this computer hacking is making me thirsty."
Homer: "No time for that now... The computer's starting."
Homer: "Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did!"
Homer: "Computers can do that?"
Homer: "Where am I – the planet Cornball?"
Homer: "You so crazy."
Homer sings a stupid ditty.
Homer: "Dammit! D'aohh, ah, hell with this!"
Homer: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
Homer: "C'mon, I dare ya."
Homer: "Darn tootin'."
Homer: "Do I have to draw you a diagram?"
Homer: "Yeah! You do your own dirty work!"
Homer: "D'oh!"
Homer: "D'oh!"
Homer: "D'oh! ... uhm, okay."
Thirty-two separate utterances of "D'oh!" spliced together.
Homer: "D'oh!!"
Homer: "D'oh!" (with reverb effect)
Homer: "Wait a second ... I don't like the sound of that!"
Homer: "I don't think so."
Homer: "Those young people are about to get a dose of reality."
Homer: "Those finks double-crossed me!"
Homer: "I'd sell my soul for a doughnut."
Homer eating.
Homer: "The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time."
Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."
Homer: "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
Homer: "I'm enjoying my life too much to care! And you should be too!"
Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the Moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."
Homer: "And that's my cue to exit."
Homer: "If we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our operation."
Homer: "Yesterday was a real eye opener."
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