Movies:
A Fish Called Wanda

John Cleese as Archie Leach: "All right, all right, I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

Kevin Kline as Otto: "You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart. You've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly."

Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda Gershwitz: "Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the way you, uh, cross-examine... Oh, I really admire your work."

Kevin Kline: "Disappointed!!... Son of a bitch!"

Kevin Kline: "England is a fine country."

Jamie Lee Curtis: "Everybody does it in America."

John Cleese: "Well, not in England. It's strictly forbidden."

Jamie Lee Curtis: "C'mon, Archie. Everybody does it in America."

John Cleese: "Well, not in this country they don't!"

Curtis: "Oh, right – like nobody lies in England."

Kevin Kline: "I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful, or what??... Don't go near him! He's mine!!"

Kevin Kline: "Don't, uh, ever, ever... ever... call me stupid, okay?"

Jamie Lee Curtis: "Thank you for this... I'll treasure it."

SFX: Gunshots and ricochets.

Jamie Lee Curtis: "What are you doing?"

Kevin Kline: "I'm thinking!"

Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum bag, f***-face, dick-head, asshole!"

John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"

Kline: "You're the Bulgarian, you f***! Now, apologize!"

Cleese: "...Uh, me to you?"