Movie Stars:
Jack Nicholson

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Batman:
Danced with devil
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Jack Nicholson: "Tell me something, my friend... Ya ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" (Batman)

Batman:

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Jack Nicholson laughing, ending with, "Eh?" (Batman)

Batman:

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Jack Nicholson: "Think about the future!" (Batman)

Batman:
Get a load of me
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Jack Nicholson: "Wait'll they get a load of me!" (Batman)

Batman:
Got a live one
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Jack Nicholson: "Whoo, huh huh, ha ha! Oh, I got a live one here! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" (Batman)

Batman:

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Jack Nicholson: "The pen is truly mightier than the sword." (Batman)

Batman:

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Jack Nicholson: "This town needs an enema!" (Batman)

Batman:

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Jack Nicholson: "You set me up over a woman... a woman!!" (Batman)

Chinatown:
Want the truth
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Faye Dunaway: "She's my daughter."

Jack Nicholson: "I said I want the truth!"

Dunaway: "She's my sister... She's my daughter... my sister, my daughter."

Nicholson: "I said I want the truth!"

Chinatown /

Few Good Men:
Can't handle the truth
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Jack Nicholson: "I said I want the truth." (Chinatown)

Nicholson: "You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men)

Nicholson: "I said I want the truth!" (Chinatown)

Nicholson: "You can't handle the truth!" (A Few Good Men)

Few Good Men:
Ask nicely
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Jack Nicholson: "You have to ask me nicely." (A Few Good Men)

Few Good Men:
Courtesy
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Jack Nicholson: "Ya see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggotty, white uniform, and with your Harvard mouth, extend me some f***ing courtesy... You gotta ask me nicely." (A Few Good Men)

Mars Attacks:
Shut up
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Jack Nicholson: "Shut up!!... Shut up! Shut up!!" (Mars Attacks!)

Mars Attacks:

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Jack Nicholson: "I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." (Mars Attacks!)

One Flew Over:

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Jack Nicholson: "Goddamn, boy, you're about as big as a mountain. Look like you might've played some football." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

One Flew Over:

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Jack Nicholson: "Get outta my way, son. You're using my oxygen. Ya know what I mean?" (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

One Flew Over:

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Jack Nicholson: "But I tried, didn't I, goddamn it. At least I did that." (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)

Shining:

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Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: "Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me." (The Shining)

Shining:
Here's johnny
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Jack Nicholson: "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining)

Two Jakes:

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Jack Nicholson: "In this town I'm the leper with the most fingers." (The Two Jakes)